Why it's ok to make fun of rednecks

Mr. Brooks--

Re: today's column

Disclaimer: I am a straight, male, Jewish, upper-middle-class technology professional. There is nothing I would love more than a comedian with the courage to skewer the double tall skinny soy mocha latte-drinking class here in Seattle. I personally find the laughs never stop when I insult the rigid, dogmatic, anti-fun, anti-semitic, uptight denizens of Seattle. In fact, it is their small world view and lack of exposure to people outside their social class that makes them so ripe for satire -- just like rednecks!

Most "rubes" have never met a fat, man-hating, bull-dyke and wouldn't know one if it smacked them in the face. My jokes are only funny to that tinier elite of people who have lived on more than once coast, or even more than one country. On the other hand, the American Redneck is a universal icon that is easy for people around the world to discern, because he has been represented (as you noted) so worshipfully for so long in American culture -- since Jefferson's agrarian vision.

The other thing I think you might have missed is that redneck humor usually is a thin veneer over racist, bigoted, or sexist beliefs. An example: "You're a fag! Hahahahaha." It's just not very funny. Most conservatives (yourself obviously not included) just need to say "liberal" and their audience knows that this word is code for black, jewish, gay, etc. One of the reasons I have such a distaste for Republicans is their unwillingness to just come out and say it: they don't like blacks, jews, or gays, and they think the world would be better if we knew our station. Behind closed doors, people like George Allen never have trouble using the "n" word. The man almost had a heart attack when he found out he might be Jewish. The selection of Trent Lott as minority whip shows that the party has no shame whatsoever about its just below the surface bigotry.

People who have been oppressed for centuries (or in our case, millenia) frankly have a right to come a little unhinged when we finally get our chance to let people know what we think and how we feel without getting killed for it. The fact that you are down with the Republicans makes me wonder about you, since behind you're back they're still going to call you a n****r loving Jew.

maybe if they were paying for it...

http://www.csmonitor.com/2006/1117/p01s01-usfp.html

'When I come to Washington, I feel despair [here]," Abizaid told the Senate panel. "When I'm in Iraq with my commanders, when I talk to our soldiers, when I talk to the Iraqi leadership, they are not despairing," General Abizaid insisted.'

Yes, try spending $250 billion with nothing to show for it after 4 years but civil war. Taxpayers, i.e. voters, are pissed at much money we've flushed down the toilet. All good investment strategies include an exit plan. I'd say we've hit that point. I don't know when these people are going to figure out that Arab culture and democracy are not ready for each other.

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surfing the pacific northwest is core baby!

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blow blow! like a dungeon dragon. niggas be seein purple hearts and orange clovers, it's all over.

decked

last night, as a part of my on-going effort to make it happen in the VFZ (Seattle), I went out to the local alibi room to hear Mr. Supreme play his careful selection of funk on 45. I had a great time and danced and did my thing, digging vibe. Later on in the night, two generic jock types come up to me. One of them goes, "You were hitting on my girl." Next thing you know I'm on the floor! What the fuck? Dude decked me! First of all I was super choked that I didn't have more Shaolin reaction time. Second, after dude decked me he RAN OUT OF THE PLACE. By the time my friends and I figured out that I'd been decked, they had run the hell out of there and were nowhere to be found! First he sucker punches me, then runs away. I had no chance to fight the guy. It was so seriously weird. The thing is, I was so not hitting on any girls in any remote way. These guys were not even there with any girls. A drunk girl had talked to me at the start of the night, and I tried not to be rude. A crew of Japanese "black music lovers" were there and one of them danced with me for a minute... but these guys just didn't like me.

A few weeks ago I went out in Seattle and got chased out of the bar b/c my friend had been joking around with some skinhead's girlfriend. This is not a friendly town! I will keep trying. I did have fun dj'ing at the paragon in queen anne on friday night...